Of course, he must also really dislike federal Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff - because that's what both letters are about.
And even though I complained to the Honourable John about wasting taxpayers' money mailing me the last time he had the urge to poison pen Iggy for making self-important statements, Baird has done it again, this time about possibly raising taxes.
Now this strikes me as a bit rich, since Prime Minister Stephen Harper's government will itself be raising my taxes next year if they are successful - along with the BC Liberal government of Gordon Campbell - in imposing a 12% HST in British Columbia.
So what if Iffy might raise my taxes! John, John, John - you and Stephen working with Campbell WILL raise my taxes!
The extra 7% from the HST will not only mean I pay more for restaurant food, haircuts, airline tickets, massage therapy, etc, but I also have to charge my consulting firm clients an extra 7% for nothing! And my landlord will charge me an extra 7% on my rent!
If you read this blog, you know I'm no fan of Iggy or Iffy if you prefer.
But when it comes to raising my taxes, there's one federal political party that's already made it clear that's exactly what they're going to do to me - and the name of that party is Conservative.
And their plans to whack me with the HST are definitely not iffy - they're dead certain about it.
So Honourable John - save all us taxpayers the postage - stop writing to me - because every time you do it only gets you deeper in trouble.
And don't take offence, but I don't want a pen pal who only sends me more bad news at my expense.